Throw away your mass-produced skunky lagers! Forget everything you generally knew about beer! Hide your women and children! The Hop Hooligans are here. The long wait is over. Worts will be boiled alive, hops will be abused, yeasts will go forth and multiply, bottles will be emptied! Some other tasty stuff might also fall into this grinder, but don't judge us! Some barrels might have to be sacrificed, too! All this massacre just so you can enjoy our fancy, flavorful, crazy brews. How cruel of you!